Ways to Sabotage Your Home Sale
I understand you really don’t want to sell your home. You have wonderful memories and you love your absolutely perfect home. To ensure that you don’t get showings or solid offers from qualified buyers, you need to do the following:
- Get advice from your cousin or coworker at the office who saw a program or read something in the media.
- Use the following method to determine the listing price: Add the money you owe on the mortgage, the moving expenses, and the down payment on the new home.
- Don’t use the many resources available on the Internet to post your listing to potential buyers.
- Cut the commission offered to Buyer’s Agents.
- Ignore what is going on in the market, and list the house for more than your agent suggests.
- Don’t put a lockbox on the house. Instead, require us to accompany all showings and require 48 hours advance notice.
- Don’t cut the grass, edge the driveway, or plant flowers. Keep the Christmas decorations up in July, and definitely leave the dead wreath on the door.
- Make sure you don’t use a Realtor®. Sell it by yourself and advertise only in the newspaper!
- Don’t put a For Sale sign in the yard; after all, we wouldn’t want anyone discovering your home is for sale.
- If a showing sneaks up on you, don’t clean. Leave piles of stuff everywhere; don’t forget to stay and hover during the showing.
Just in case you read this and you really want to sell your home, give us a call today at (716) 650-0051 or fill out the form below. We would love to give you some incredible advice and show you how we will market your home for a successful sale!
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Thinking of selling your Western New York home? Curious about the current market conditions in Western New York? Call us at (716) 650-0051 to discuss what is happening in today’s Western New York Real Estate Market. We would be happy to give you a personalized Comparative Market Analysis for your home or assist you to purchase a home.
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